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Well my people in the cyber world i have not up dated my page in a while but it is still interesting to me and i hope that
it is interesting to youy heres a joke about my high school.
U KNOW YOU WENT TO HALLANDALE IF...
1. YOU EVER HAD A HALF AND 1 FROM SONNY'S!
2. YOU PARKED OUTSIDE THE GATE TO LEAVE EARLY.
3. YOU WERE SCARED TO BE SEEN COMIN' OUT OF THE 300 HALLWAY! LOL!
4. YOU RAN TO THE PIZZA WINDOW, TO GET A FRESH SLICE AND IT WAS THE SAME FROM YESTERDAY!
5. YOU SKIPPED CLASS AND WENT IN THE CONFRENCE ROOM IN MS. ALLEN'S CLASS!
6. YOU THOUGHT MS. ALLEN AND MR. BATTLE WAS FUCKIN'!
7. YOU HATED TO HEAR MS. WILLIAMS TALK ON THE P.A. SYSTEM FOR ANNOUNCEMNETS!
8. YOU THOUGHT HALLANDALE VS S. BROWARD WAS THE BIGGEST RIVALARY IN THE WORLD!
9. YOU WANTED TO FIGHT SOMEBODY, YOU TOLD DEM TO MEET YOU AT PAPYO'S AFTER SCHOOL!
10. YOU THOUGHT THE WATER GIRLS FOR THE FOOTBALL WERE SLUTS! LOL!
11. YOU THOUGHT LOUIS WOULD NEVER GRADUATE!
12. YOU WENT TO LINE-UP IN A NICE CAR AND DRESSED UP, AND IT WASN'T YOUR PROM!
13. YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A LINE-UP IS?
14. YOU DID'N'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF PERM PRINCIPLE CAMPBELL HAD??? LOL!
15. YOU STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT DA FUCK "CHARGER PRIDE" MEANS!!!
16. YOU EVER HAD SOMEBODY DO YOUR HAIR IN CLASS!!!
17. YOU FELL ASLEEP ON THE FCAT, AND COMPLAINED CAUSE YOU HAD TO TAKE IT AGAIN!!!
18. YOU WENT TO SR. SKIP DAY... AND YOU WERE A UNDERCLASSMEN!
19. YOU KNEW ALL THE BAND'S ROUTINES AT THE PEP RALLIES!!
20. YOU EVER TOLD A FRESHMAN OR NEW PERSON IT WAS A POOL ON THE 3RD FLOOR!!
21. YOU THOUGHT THE BAND WAS BETTER THAN THE FOOTBALL TEAM!!
22. YOU KNEW STAN "HUSTLE MAN"... WHO HAD MOVIES 6 MONTHS B4 THEY CAME OUT!!
23. YOU EVER CAUGHT THE ACTIVITY BUS!
24. YOU HAD A DECORATED BURGER KING HAT FOR PEP RALLIES!
25. YOU STUFF THE BALLOT BOXES FOR ELECTIONS! ( PROM, HOMECOMING, SGA, ETC...)
26. YOU THOUGHT IRA AND HER CREW WERE VIDEO HOE-FESSIONALS! LOL!!!
27. YOU THOUGHT MIRANDA'S SR. PIC WAS OUT THE OBITUARIES?!?!? LOL!!
28. YOU THOUGHT EVERYBODY IN THE BAND WAS GAY!!!
29. YOU THOUGHT OUR NICKNAME SHOLD HAVE BEEN "DRAMA HIGH"!!
30. YOU USE TO MAKE MITCH (SECURITY GAURD) MAD, JUST TO HEAR HIM SCREAM IN THE HIGH PITCH VOICE!!!
LOL!
31. If you ever told Mitch you would buy him some food, just so he could let you out the gate for lunch.
32. If you were pissed when they cancelled the International Fair in the gym.
33. Class of 2004 was crunk even during their freshmen year.
34. Bought CDs, Caprisun, hot sausages, pickle eggs, skittles...etc. From Leon and/or Celeste.
35. Every black female had some type of beef with Resheema.
36. Resheema did your hair/eyebrows or someone's you know.
37. At least 5 of the girls from your class has a baby or is pregnant.
38. You saw Jhymeil do the "WHOOP" at every high school party/dance/event.
39. You were cool and stood in the hallway during lunch time.
40. Damn near every time you left the classroom during class you saw Jamaal (Bollin ball) in the hallway.
41. If you were tired of Latissa and her homegirls fighting each other and being friends the next day.
42. If you were tired of hearing about Latissa f*cking everybody's man.
43. If you had Ms. D'Andrea damn near every year since 7th grade.
44. If you use to try and duck Mrs. Davie in the hallway for wearing backless shoes.
44. If you thought Shantrel Mack and Penny were the baddiest bitches in school.
45. If you were tired of hearing about who turned gay.
46. When you got to your senior year you thought you were to old for highschool.
47. If you (or you know someone) had sex on that old couch in the band room.
48. If you used to eat the hell out of that 75 cent chicken from papayos.
49. If you used to get mad as hell when Sonny's went on vacation.
50. If you marched in the band for at least a month.
51. If you were telling stories about a band trip that you didn't even go on.
52. If you were mad as hell cause they used to turn the vending machines off.
53. If you sat in the band room watching movies like you were @ Oakwood theatres.
54. If the band room was the first place you watched The Temptations.
55. If one year you actually believed Snyder or Battle was really gone quit.
56. If you thought the track team was the sh*t in 2004.
57. If you remember the day Shantrell whooped Aziza ass in Sonny's parking lot. Wit her green weave!!!! LOL
58. If you remeber how many times Rasheema ran from Shantrell.
59. If you were scared to offer Shantrell some lotion. LOL
60. If you remember that boy in Ms. Cunnigham's class who will straight cuss you out and threaten to go in your shit!!
61.You know that class of '04 had the Activity counter on LOCK!!!
62. Mr. Leigh had ONE MORE TIME to say something slick to you before you let his ass know!!!
63. You feel like they shouldn't have fired Ms. Lewis (youngins don't know her)
64. If you were mad as hell cause they used to turn the vending machines off.
65. If you were tired of seeing the same nappy head kids fightin after EVERY pep rally.
66. If you thought it was a shame that a teacher who went to jail for sellin ecstasy to teens returned a few months later
as a security guard.(CROMITY)
67. If you saw Ron Brown or Kenny Jones at all the school functions SEVERAL YEARS after their graduation with a different
chick.
68. If you saw a different woman as coach of the Varsity Cheerleading Squad every year.
69. You heard about Davin and Murvin's "fight", if that's what you wanna call it.
70. You went to the beach, or the mall on early release day.
71. You know that half of your class didnt graduate
I did not upload new pictures of my last vacation. I plan to take a trip to Orlando for the classics and I plan to take some
photo's. I hope to see a few of you all there. AS IF I WILL KNOW...
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